May 25, 2012 • 104 notes • ashique47.deviantart.com
beautifulshark: Happy Towel Day.

beautifulshark:

Happy Towel Day.

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May 20, 2012 • 40,469 notes • 5271

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May 20, 2012 • 1 note • agarjolly
agarjolly: Myra Hindley post peroxide prison era look. I think it suits me. Lexi. xxx

agarjolly:

Myra Hindley post peroxide prison era look. I think it suits me. Lexi. xxx

May 14, 2012 • 2,960 notes • wilwheaton
wilwheaton: The Anatomy of a Wasp. (via Reddit)

wilwheaton:

The Anatomy of a Wasp.

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May 13, 2012 • 4,628 notes • tmills
golemofmoloch: It took less than ten pages into Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame for me to see some horrible Bukowski misogyny. Like, goddammit, man. Really? I was trying to read. Also… boys~

golemofmoloch:

It took less than ten pages into Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame for me to see some horrible Bukowski misogyny. Like, goddammit, man. Really? I was trying to read.

Also… boys~

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May 13, 2012

Good morning snoocie boochies. My back door finally got fixed! My house now has a choice of two exit portals. Count ‘em, two. SERIOUSLY. COUNT THEM. THERE ARE TWO. I’M SO EXCITED I COULD SHIT. Now I won’t have to walk all the way around to take the rubbish out. Do you know how many precious seconds of my life that will free up to be used for A)Sleeping, B) Drinking or C)Sleep drinking? Me either but I’m betting at least 98. 

May 11, 2012 • 1 note • g3tt0fuck
g3tt0fuck: A face children could fear. He’s smuggling a stolen child around under that hair. And his name conjures images of a slowly rotting used condom snagged on a tree branch and baking under the hot sun in a wood somewhere. 

g3tt0fuck:

A face children could fear.

He’s smuggling a stolen child around under that hair. And his name conjures images of a slowly rotting used condom snagged on a tree branch and baking under the hot sun in a wood somewhere. 

May 11, 2012 • 2 notes • agarjolly
agarjolly: After a hard day of playing Crash Bash we just love to chill out until the wee hours of the morning pretending to be mime mouses. Hello, this is Commander Delaney and I’m with Colonel Bellend. We are sick and tired of people thinking us mimes do nothing in conflicts except lay about in mime fields, so we are starting a new mime army. We have stringent requirements that include the ability to paint your face white and nothing else. Goodbye. 

agarjolly:

After a hard day of playing Crash Bash we just love to chill out until the wee hours of the morning pretending to be mime mouses.

Hello, this is Commander Delaney and I’m with Colonel Bellend. We are sick and tired of people thinking us mimes do nothing in conflicts except lay about in mime fields, so we are starting a new mime army. We have stringent requirements that include the ability to paint your face white and nothing else. Goodbye. 

April 29, 2012 • 17 notes • pleonasticfantastic
What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank. Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term ‘mangina.’ Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.

Jessica Valenti 

Author of Full Frontal Feminism

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April 29, 2012

If this band doesn’t give you chills then you’re not listening properly.